gerbilfluff:

I had no such urge before, but I feel a heist coming on. 

Anyone with me?

What the hell I wake up and this thing’s got over 300 notes. You’re all horrible nerds and I love you.For those of you asking me, I found it here for a whopping two bucks: http://m.partycity.com/products/child%2Bmy%2Blittle%2Bpony%2Bmask  And if any of you make the evening news, we never spoke of this, kapeesh?

gerbilfluff:

I had no such urge before, but I feel a heist coming on.

Anyone with me?

What the hell I wake up and this thing’s got over 300 notes. You’re all horrible nerds and I love you.

For those of you asking me, I found it here for a whopping two bucks: http://m.partycity.com/products/child%2Bmy%2Blittle%2Bpony%2Bmask

And if any of you make the evening news, we never spoke of this, kapeesh?

I had no such urge before, but I feel a heist coming on. 

Anyone with me?

I had no such urge before, but I feel a heist coming on.

Anyone with me?

whentheoceanmetsky:

/hUFFS

Okay this is possibly THE most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever willed into existence.

Sandy was totally supposed to be naked too but then the cloak showed up and like

I think there’s something in me that equates sandy wearing the cloak to like, taking something from your conquered foe and wearing it as a trophy. Flaunting it. You already know about my power kink so really no one is surprised. Also you know I couldn’t come back from Thor 2 and not draw the muzzle.

also wow posture collars suddenly really high on the sexy-ometer

Hello, new favorite pairing of the hour. I have brought flowers and breath mints.

(via hotasslava)

Had some buddies of mine who didn’t need to be at any Easter celebrations, so we had an isopod-warming party for Scribble instead!

I may or may not have turned one partygoer’s dad into a perpetual motion engine of isopod puns. Iso not sorry.

Best part about an Isopod Warming Party: there’s literally no precedent for an Isopod party, so if I wanted to throw an egg hunt where all the eggs were replaced by airline-sized bottles of booze that wouldn’t fit in any plastic eggs for sale… that was A-OK. Because it was still an awesome Isopod Party.

constant-instigator:

the-real-goddamazon:

quietlydepraved:

pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

How ~refined~

I NEED THIS IN THE HOUSE TO SEE IF PEOPLE NOTICE

OMG

IMAGINE HAVING YOUR PARENTS OVER

This is for one specific person.

Let’s be honest: this would be one of the classiest dang things I’d have in my entire apartment.

Which means it’s a tad subtle for my tastes, but believe me when I say I gave serious thought to it.

(Source: g-raceland)

Hey, all. Got a Trio-tastic WIP for ya. As for subject matter, I’m as surprised as anyone… Thought it’d be something involving eggs for Easter, right? Orgasm denial’s never been all that hot to me. Until it was.

I don’t own the characters or concepts of “Wreck-It Ralph.” No profit’s being made from this file. I’m not into incest kink, m’self, and my own headcanon figures the blue Turbo Time racers would be more like coworkers than Turbo’s brothers, but if that’s what walks your dog, go ahead and substitute “sibling” where you need to.

The two of them had never offered Turbo a round at Tapper’s after HE won before, but how could he turn down the offer? Maybe these losers were finally coming around…

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Because sometimes, the universe is such that the only thing you can do is yell back, “Oh YEAH? Well *screw you,* ‘cause I’M GETTING A STUFFED ISOPOD THE SIZE OF A RETRIEVER.”

The universe doesn’t have a witty reply for that. Few things do, really.

So yes. Her name is Scribble, she seems to prefer Rifftrax to MST3K, and she wants lots and lots of hugs.

rabbivole:

mebuu:

Kaneoya Sachiko

always reblog sachiko

More importantly, always reblog Dr. Crane striking out on yet another date.

rabbivole:

mebuu:

Kaneoya Sachiko

always reblog sachiko

More importantly, always reblog Dr. Crane striking out on yet another date.

(via abbulark)

emkaymlp:

evaunit:

but you’re made of ice

well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too

emkaymlp:

evaunit:

but you’re made of ice

well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too

(Source: tsukihi, via kecrambles)

"Oh yeah. *looks at scars with vague interest* I don’t know what happened. This body was like this when I took it over"

alisonofagun:

things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)

(via constant-instigator)

bigsamthompson:

Excellent Pokedoka artwork with the Eeveelutions!!! (source)

I needed to see Madoka Magica Pokemon crossovers after that last reblog, and the Internet delivered. I wasn’t expecting it to all be so gorgeous. :3

voodooodollycosplay:

me as magical girl style Umbreon! Everything was handmade by me minus the basic witch hat- it’s from a Harry Potter costume set. The under blouse is a cotton blend with elastic collar and 3 gatherings along the arms for nice puff! The skirt is about 6 yards of chiffon (what a pain to hem!) over 4 yards of organza for stiffness. I have a little chiffon cape attached to epaulettes at my shoulders that can clip on and off easily. Fun costume with a silly wand and everything. Last I have a little velvet corset quickly formed out of worbla and then covered. I can lace it up via back grommets. Since the costume is nearly all black, I wanted to keep it interesting by using various fabrics- cotton, chiffon, and velvet mainly. Oh and! I quickly photoshopped my eyes red since I couldn’t wear red contacts so soon after LASIK.

Thanks to Swoz for the photos!

You have hereby won one of my highest quality internets. This is cosplay-idea GOLD.