eccentric but not jailable

dawn-quixotic said: omg you have chinchillas?

Sure do! A whole two of ‘em.

Meet Squish and Grump, who used to be Ellipses von Totoro and Havelock the Fluffy. Pretty easy to tell who is who after their name change.

eastgermanhattrick:

akapyon:

東京喰種 カネキマスクの作り方 その6

いよいよ仕上げです。

赤い合皮にファスナーを付け、歯のパーツと重ねて縫います。

それをフェイスに貼り付けたら、最後にワッシャーとゴム紐を付けて完成!

ゴム紐は眼帯側にホックを付けて固定できるようにしています。

自分の顔ぴったりのサイズ&リアルなマスクが出来上がりました。

hmm, I want to be a mad doctor for Halloween. I wonder if I can co-opt this into it?

[GERBIL INTENSIFIES]

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

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shooti:

THE CHINCHILLA TRIED THREE FUCKINF TIMES TO BATHE IN THE LITTER BOX

comatosekittynsfw:

gerbilfluff:

Throwing my hat in the ring here, after getting the news waaaay after the fact that Whipspider Rubberworks is no longer with us (moment of silence for their wonderous craft, as I hold my Xenomorph-black Playing Mantis).

I’m willing to pay $100-125 for their pink model Jellyfish design, seen here:

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If that’s not high enough, PM me and we can talk.

They’re gone? T_T i have their Tentacle and wanted the Jellyfish too. What happened to them? Why?

I wish I knew! I ordered my Playing Mantis in April of 2013 and got radio silence after multiple emails until it showed up in the mail suddenly in August, looking perfect. I thought my order was an exception, just some bad timing going on— but I checked around on Tumblr, and apparently nobody there’s been answering emails or orders since January of this year? Which, I agree with your emoticon, is too bad… They had such cool-looking stuff.

crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

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nowhiteflags:

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

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My tumblr is 60 percent dongs and 20 percent chinchillas at this point

Throwing my hat in the ring here, after getting the news waaaay after the fact that Whipspider Rubberworks is no longer with us (moment of silence for their wonderous craft, as I hold my Xenomorph-black Playing Mantis).

I’m willing to pay $100-125 for their pink model Jellyfish design, seen here:

If that’s not high enough, PM me and we can talk.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.



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pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

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vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

Reblogging ‘cause there’s nothin’ like seeing a fellow dude at work’s smirk wilt with nothing more than a pause and a “…whaaaat?” at similar remarks.

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Chinchilla kisses, in 2 tries or fewer.