I am scared of not saying anything ever just becuase I was too tired or figured everyone on the innernet had already said it all before. this is why I am never online
on ambien train woo woooo
54 mins late for TMI Tuesdsy, so lemme at ‘em, I’m gonna do TMI Wednesday till I fall slepp, yup
HIT ME
Gallium
Gallium is a silvery metal with atomic number 31. It’s used in semiconductors and LEDs, but the cool thing about it is its melting point, which is only about 85 degrees Fahrenheit. If you hold a solid gallium crystal in your hand, your body heat will cause it to slowly melt into a silvery metallic puddle. Pour it into a dish, and it freezes back into a solid.
While you probably shouldn’t lick your fingers after playing with it, gallium isn’t toxic and won’t make you crazy like mercury does. And if you get tired of it, you can melt it onto glass and make yourself a mirror.
Price: $80
Someone get me this for my non-birthday.
THIS WAS IN A BOOK I READ IN SCIENCE AND SCIENTISTS USED TO MOLD THEM INTO SPOONS AND THEN GIVE THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE WITH THEIR TEA AND THE SPOONS WOULD JUST MELT AND THE SCIENTISTS WOULD LAUGH AS THE PEOPLE GOT ALL FLUSTERED LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE FOUND IT AS FUNNY AS I DID
(via usbdongle)
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
(via sure-as-the-wind)
May I never be complete.
May I never be content.
May I never be perfect.
(Source: inkpoop, via malformedgod)
my sister went to a dress up party. guess which one she is?
Your sister will go far in life
(Source: ir00t, via sure-as-the-wind)
OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.
This is why you should always just be honest with your partner about your kinks. You never know how lucky you might get!
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Holy Holy Holy Force,
Force of Peace and Serenity,
Transcendence and Coruscant full of your glory
(via aliensnipe)
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
(Source: ponchopeligroso, via aliensnipe)
*walks into movie theater at midnight in extremely detailed Iron Man cosplay* “one for The Croods please”
(via sure-as-the-wind)
