Because sometimes, the universe is such that the only thing you can do is yell back, “Oh YEAH? Well *screw you,* ‘cause I’M GETTING A STUFFED ISOPOD THE SIZE OF A RETRIEVER.”

The universe doesn’t have a witty reply for that. Few things do, really.

So yes. Her name is Scribble, she seems to prefer Rifftrax to MST3K, and she wants lots and lots of hugs.

rabbivole:

mebuu:

Kaneoya Sachiko

always reblog sachiko

More importantly, always reblog Dr. Crane striking out on yet another date.

rabbivole:

mebuu:

Kaneoya Sachiko

always reblog sachiko

More importantly, always reblog Dr. Crane striking out on yet another date.

(via abbulark)

emkaymlp:

evaunit:

but you’re made of ice

well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too

emkaymlp:

evaunit:

but you’re made of ice

well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too

(Source: tsukihi, via kecrambles)

"Oh yeah. *looks at scars with vague interest* I don’t know what happened. This body was like this when I took it over"

alisonofagun:

things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)

(via constant-instigator)

bigsamthompson:

Excellent Pokedoka artwork with the Eeveelutions!!! (source)

I needed to see Madoka Magica Pokemon crossovers after that last reblog, and the Internet delivered. I wasn’t expecting it to all be so gorgeous. :3

voodooodollycosplay:

me as magical girl style Umbreon! Everything was handmade by me minus the basic witch hat- it’s from a Harry Potter costume set. The under blouse is a cotton blend with elastic collar and 3 gatherings along the arms for nice puff! The skirt is about 6 yards of chiffon (what a pain to hem!) over 4 yards of organza for stiffness. I have a little chiffon cape attached to epaulettes at my shoulders that can clip on and off easily. Fun costume with a silly wand and everything. Last I have a little velvet corset quickly formed out of worbla and then covered. I can lace it up via back grommets. Since the costume is nearly all black, I wanted to keep it interesting by using various fabrics- cotton, chiffon, and velvet mainly. Oh and! I quickly photoshopped my eyes red since I couldn’t wear red contacts so soon after LASIK.

Thanks to Swoz for the photos!

You have hereby won one of my highest quality internets. This is cosplay-idea GOLD.

nerdsandgamersftw:

This dog cosplays much better than I could ever hope for.

DeviantArt user Carrisa (Leafeon-ex) created this amazing Umbreon costume for her dog Jaguar.

BRB INHALING AT THE GENIUS OF THIS FOREVER.

daftpenetration:

my favorite robot sex headcanon is the sound of a computer fan kicking in like halfway into it

(via usbdongle)

elstoleno:

Just face timing the chinchillas

elstoleno:

Just face timing the chinchillas

maskedfangirl:

Sometimes I wonder why my girlfriend puts up with me. Then I remember it’s because I’m suave as heck.

maskedfangirl:

Sometimes I wonder why my girlfriend puts up with me. Then I remember it’s because I’m suave as heck.

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

I had a young wee cousin of mine following me for months at any family function, pleading with me to tell her what “an assfucking bottle of Diet Coke” was, and why the other grownups got so mad when she asked for *that* kind.

Never calling it that out loud again, no matter how uncaffeinated I may be

(Source: ttonks, via stevecarlsbergisabutt)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via ladywerewolf)

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time


i got u balloons

omg you are so cute


i got u a cat


i made you a cake 


i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

image

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

(via circusfreak999)

tragic-unpaired-electron:

loved the gertrud

Yaaay! You should see my sparkle eyes, seeing you say that. (I know it’s not exactly obvious who I was under the tentacle headpiece, heh… but that’s me!)