[WARNINGS: possession that turns less than consensual; sensation play strong enough to leave blood; toying around with dongs and balls; brief vomit (oh, there’ll be more). Okay, fellow trianglefuckers, have fun with the of-age OC!]
First Time’s the Charm
by Apricot the Gerbil
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
She looks about the age to be a pokemon master.
Yyyyup. Already burned out on the idea of doing any Bipper stuff for the fandom. The whole “THE BODY IS 12.” thing’s killin’ the appeal for me.
Still. If it was an OC… Bill’s said he hasn’t been in a body for a while, but that means he HAS been in others, right?
Maybe a closeted gay guy from the 1950s wanted someone to solve his romance troubles FOR him. What better way than summoning a middleman to handle the whole mess? Though Bill’d have EVER so much more in mind for the body than a simple “break off a sham engagement and get this guy laid” jaunt…
Anonymous said: i'm not in the gravity falls fandom so i'm confused by the bipper cosplay post you reblogged. are people actually hurting themselves instead of faking it with makeup or?
As far as I know, the episode’s super recent, so I don’t think there’s been any actual incidents at cons or anything yet. More of a preemptive heads-up, I figure.
I know *I’ve* had years where I woulda thought it’d be way easier/cooler to go the DIY route on a cosplay like that, so I know there’s gotta be other folks out there who may be considering it too.
ATTENTION BIPPER COSPLAYERS:
PARTY CITY SELLS REALLY PROFESSIONAL LOOKING INJURY MAKEUP THAT CAN HELP WITH BLEEDING CUTS, BURNS, AND SCRATCHES
PLEASE DON’T HURT YOURSELF IN COSPLAY TO LOOK ACCURATE EVEN IF YOU’RE JUST USING A PLASTIC FORK TO STICK INTO YOUR ARM OR WHATEVER PLEASE USE THE MAKEUP TO HELP YOU PLEASE IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE FORK THING USE A PAPER MACHE FORK STUCK INTO THE MAKEUP THANK U
Adding a hearty yes from somebody who actually enjoys adding occasional bruise decorations purely for my own entertainment, years after sorting out my own mental shit/the concept of social boundaries.
Any publicly-viewable scarring sends a default HUGE red flag to anyone around you who’ll see it, even if it’s “just for cosplay.” You won’t be a badass; you’ll be seen as somebody who desperately needs mental help.
Time and a place, kiddos. It ain’t worth it.
So I’ve been staring a long, long while at this package that came today that I know contains a My Little Pony Magical Trixie plush with very detailed genitalia sewn on/pouches sewn in. I know I ordered this while asleep a couple weeks ago, and I still have no earthly idea where I purchased her from.
This moment should be used as an Ambien ad. An honest one.
Anonymous said: how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage.
your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%
Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something
You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.
So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.
Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.