I am scared of not saying anything ever just becuase I was too tired or figured everyone on the innernet had already said it all before. this is why I am never online
on ambien train woo woooo
54 mins late for TMI Tuesdsy, so lemme at ‘em, I’m gonna do TMI Wednesday till I fall slepp, yup
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Holy Holy Holy Force,
Force of Peace and Serenity,
Transcendence and Coruscant full of your glory