eccentric but not jailable

[touchin’ snoots kissy noises]

[touchin’ snoots kissy noises]

darktwinteeko:

Today (23rd of Juli) is Pippins 11th birthday :) He’s such a lil oldie.

FFFF that last photo. What a cutester!

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

(via allhailweegee)

piranhapunk:

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Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

(via abbulark)

bonusholeboy:

I’ve had a couple people ask me why I no longer post on Toypics and this is why. I blocked out my name and e-mail because that is my actual name and my usual e-mail. If you have issues reading the caps, message me and I will copy and paste the e-mails or something, idk.

Anyway, I used to post on Toypics under the name BoyWith2Holes, same as my QueerPornTube name. There used to only be Guys + Toys and Women + Toys categories. I would post in the Guys + Toys because I am a guy. They had added a Transgender + Toys category which I would also post in because I am a trans guy. Seems pretty logical.

Then I get an e-mail from the site owner, the same person who own Bad Dragon, that I need to post ONLY in Transgender + Toys. I get the reasoning that first, it’s because I am trans and people are complaining about there being a dude pussy in the guy tag. Their issue, not mine. Then, he backpedals and says it is based on ‘actual sex’. Well, my actual sex is male. Transgender is not an actual sex.

I break these points down very clearly and calmly in my e-mails to him. After the last one, I went to my Toypics account. He had deleted every single one of my videos for refusing to give into this cissexism. All of them, gone. That was the final straw. I deleted my account.

The idea that Bad Dragon is cissexist/transphobic is not unfounded. It is something I personally experienced and it’s one of the reasons I now do paid porn. They are also racist, and misogynistic. They also do not tell their customers of policy changes, refuse refunds for their company mess-ups, and so forth. If you want an alternative, I suggest Frisky-Beast, Damn Average (Etsy/FA) and Average (FA).

[sees this post] …

[looks at Bad Dragon order email that just went through yesterday] …

fuuuuck. D8

Welp. Last order they’re seein’ from me until I hear their boss offering better than a garbage response like that, methinks.

hachixlenore:

*chews her lip*
fuck.
i did a thing.
Apollo is small in medium. Also got a large, medium Bruiser in Regal Alpha, and a medium Hans in the natural coloration.

*stands in the corner and sobs*

Daaaang. I understand 110% if you’d wanna keep hold of this one for good, but if you *ever* in the future need money more than that Apollo, even more than you paid for it, lemme know, yeah? Wouldn’t mind needing to be the one to boil it, either. [still making sparkle eyes at that veining coloration]

hachixlenore:

*chews her lip*

fuck.

i did a thing.

Apollo is small in medium. Also got a large, medium Bruiser in Regal Alpha, and a medium Hans in the natural coloration.

*stands in the corner and sobs*

Daaaang. I understand 110% if you’d wanna keep hold of this one for good, but if you *ever* in the future need money more than that Apollo, even more than you paid for it, lemme know, yeah? Wouldn’t mind needing to be the one to boil it, either. [still making sparkle eyes at that veining coloration]

aliensnipe:

astanine:

thecutestofthecute:

Bubu The Chinchilla 

cute_bubu’s Profile • Instagram

OH

my

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

They come in white!!!

[after fifteen minutes of continual inhaling from the cutes]

…What makes my mind boggle is how many times the photographer must’ve had to retake the pic where the trumpet is lined up PERFECTLY in the hands and mouth. Just. Yikes.

[salute from one who’s tried to take a photo of a chilla wearing a hat that doesn’t come out as a chilla eating said hat]

liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

(Source: theplacethatevolutionforgot, via doodledinmypants)

animalsloveforcrossing2:

foolishcreature:

I always imagine Coco eating flower seeds so she can grow a flowergarden inside herself because she doesn’t feel as pretty as the the other villagers.

neW HEADCANNON OMG

animalsloveforcrossing2:

foolishcreature:

I always imagine Coco eating flower seeds so she can grow a flowergarden inside herself because she doesn’t feel as pretty as the the other villagers.

neW HEADCANNON OMG

(via abbulark)

buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

(via doodledinmypants)

etsy-after-dark:

OCTOPUS BUTT PLUG


Another octopus today, this time specifically for the butt.


A bit sex toy, a bit sculpture, the Octopus Butt Plug is a beautiful addition to your collection. This is one piece you can proudly display on your bed side table. jfc

Just imagine these Lovecraftian horrors crawling towards you during the night.

[stares]

[reaches down to scribble something on bucket list without looking away]

[keeps staring]

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Must… repeat… this… to self…

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monkeysaysficus:

theonlywayoutisin:

Gonna be me as I sleep from now on

“Whatcha thinking about?”
“I dunno. Boys. Breaking their backs. Yknow, girly stuff.”

YAAAAASS.

monkeysaysficus:

theonlywayoutisin:

Gonna be me as I sleep from now on

“Whatcha thinking about?” “I dunno. Boys. Breaking their backs. Yknow, girly stuff.”

YAAAAASS.

(Source: bbbambi, via constant-instigator)

Anonymous said: Towards the whole "pronouns hurt people's feelings" topic. Am I REALLY the only person on the planet that thinks people are becoming far to sensative? Nearly to the point that they shouldn't leave their little home bubbles in the case that a bird chirps next to them in a way that sounds like a mean word. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're becoming a little TOO coddling and people need to learn to deal with simplistic shit like words. And yes, I've been insulted and made fun of. I got over it. So can you.

thefrogman:

Supposedly invented by the Chinese, there is an ancient form of torture that is nothing more than cold, tiny drops falling upon a person’s forehead. 

On its own, a single drop is nothing. It falls upon the brow making a tiny splash. It doesn’t hurt. No real harm comes from it. 

In multitudes, the drops are still fairly harmless. Other than a damp forehead, there really is no cause for concern. 

The key to the torture is being restrained. You cannot move. You must feel each drop. You have lost all control over stopping these drops of water from splashing on your forehead. 

It still doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. But person after person, time and time again—would completely unravel psychologically. They all had a breaking point where each drop turned into a horror. Building and building until all sense of sanity was completely lost. 

"It was just a joke, quit being so sensitive."

"They used the wrong pronoun, big deal."

"So your parents don’t understand, it could be worse."

Day after day. Drop after drop. It builds up. A single instance on its own is no big deal. A few drops, not a problem. But when you are restrained, when you cannot escape the drops, when it is unending—these drops can be agony. 

People aren’t sensitive because they can’t take a joke. Because they can’t take being misgendered one time. Because they lack a thick skin. 

People are sensitive because the drops are unending and they have no escape from them. 

You are only seeing the tiny, harmless, single drop hitting these so-called “sensitive” people. You are failing to see the thousands of drops endured before that. You are failing to see the restraints that make them inescapable.